I wish it was socially acceptable for me to carry a blanket at all times so when I’m tired or cold or don’t feel like socializing I can just wrap myself up in it
Perks of dating me:
• I’ve got more wit
• a better kiss
• a hotter touch
• a better fuck
Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of Science class.
Shout out also to the Atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs because Science.
Shout out to everyone who can accept Science and Religion co-existing.